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Here is the next hilarious edition to the Three Word Story game at the Q*Bee BBS! To learn more info about this game check out the First Amazing Story we wrote!

Bob and Jane went to the beach to get some delicious free boysenberry ice pops, but when they saw the pops they could not believe how much spaghetti was there playing volleyball with a prickly porcupine. So then Jane decided to take all the fish and toss them in the faces of Marie Antoinette and her seven munchkins who just fell down the rabbit hole into the never ending chocolate waterfall that tasted like sweet apple pie.

Jane screamed, "Oh, out with her box of Wheat Thins! They are too sweet to be turned into cheese for giant termites!" But in fact, termites don't actually like hockey or any sport. But they do like to eat things such as spicy barbequed coat hangers and their favourite drink was fizzy and bubbly.

Bob and Jane decided to go fishing to the mountainous area like the one Bob used to roll around on! Oh phooey, she forgot her ketchup and used some knee pads to scrape up goat blood instead. Unfortunately it was cheese and smelt incredibly yucky, like doodoo, but the termites ate it all without complaint and said, "More more please!" But when the eggs flew out from the open window below ground the termites disappeared. Instead there were nasty flies and horrid smelling maggots, so poor Bob said to Jane: "Stupid is as stupid as those rainbow termites who are stupid."

Then Jane said, "Why don't we mosey on over to the saloon for a big keg of lemonade with extra added ice?" And then yellow food coloring poured out of a big hole in the plastic cracker barrel full of potato skins! They didn't know that they were boiled and fried to the point that they made sounds when you drove past them. Jane told Bob to go plop and then she skipped over to the wheelbarrow with Bob and spun on her knees shooting fireworks from the cool blue humpback whale named Simon who was loud and hairy.

Then one day a big giant athlete's foot fungus decided to call Bob a twerp. "I am not!!" But Jane might have said something about eating bananas like a monkey which would tickle the teensy toes of miniature flibblemushtiggneauxs. Jane ran to Walmart to eat an old muffin stained red. Now she had to throw sharp objects in her eyes to get out the vision of Batman and Robin. "OoOooo Batman, you wascawy wabbit, you!" she said with a nervous twitch. Too bad influence from chocolate chip cookies that couldn't handle the killer bunnies game with fluffy ears!

"Help me! I'm stuck on an overflowing pile of rather smelly and wobbly broken doorknobs! Whatever will I ever do!" cried Jane and took off her furry necklace made of Pop Tarts and smiled at fish as they swam through the gloomy brown river. Suddenly piranhas snapped fiercely at large pears which dangled above the singing blue frog. The piranhas managed to capture Bob and Jane! They ate chocolate turtles to the point of no return! "Oh my stomach feels all turtley!"

But never fear, Captain America's here! Captain America is very muscley! He is so pretty! He is tart and so odd that he spanked the yellow pickle made with vinager and shook his Tinkerbell keychain violently. No pixie dust came from the chard of poo but Bob found a magic ball which told him to spin around and slam dunk a melon into an oversized pink whale named Simon. After that they rode Simon all the way to San Jose singing "Kum By Ya" at the top of the highest mountian cave around. So he flew up, up and around the amazing tower of pink kittens with vibrating hats that hummed "Zippity Do Dah".

Finally it rained on the hillside while prancing through the rain forest that rained big huge slime drops that were green and pearly white moon beams of star dust from Iggy Pop. So then Lizzy started to sing the Hokey Pokey all the way to the Walmart down the whale's throat. They realized they would have to go a huntin' for bears! Jane went pee behind the firehouse dog who was extremely annoyed that she backed her car into his house which, sadly enough, broke his toe. "Owwwwww!!" he screamed, "My rainbow fell on my little Russian-French poodle! Oh Fefe, she is so poodle-y, with curly furry bumbley bees!"

Bob went to bed with a nightmare of purple people with rainbow ants. "Where's the Phoenix from Dumbledore's office?" It burst into ashes and skipped right back out onto Bob's head. Purple people eaters could only hop whenever someone says "Run, Forrest, Run!" and eat chocolates.

Bob took Jane to the doctor because her baby was the size of Bob's arm with lots of hair and no nose. The baby had prickly pears in his pockets that were deep enough to hold mountians of pennies! Bob winked with his wooden eye and said, "Jane, there's something I need to eat as soon as we do the fandango." Then he gave Jane a bucket of manure with extra kisses and honeydew melons! They went to their house and had a good game of Twister. The buttons were so very bouncy and brightly colored with tons of tadpoles swimming about.

Finally, Jane decided that maybe she would bake a chocolate chip pig, just for fun!