3rd Most Amazing Story
The third installment in the "Most Amazing Story" series at the Q*Bee!
One Springy day Billybob was playing an old trombone. When all of a sudden the trombone said "Hey!" and slapped Billybob across the face. Then some chipmunks ate his nuts that were salty and kind of fruit filled cherrified.
Billybob cried out, "My stomach is cramping like a young girl on steroids. So far it has been tickling like a tickle monster attack."
But then some giant bees came and gave him some balloons and flew to Mars. After that they decided to randomly look for intelligent life underneath a pig's behind. So it was muddy and very pink, but then he realized that it was snowing lemonheads, little hard balls of jelly and cockroach eggs!
"Yuck!" cried Billybob. So, they got some buttered toast and slid down the rainbow which squeaked like a little white mouse.
They hunted the silly rabbit, Trix is for kids! And maple syrup which was found glistening in the bowl of Jello with Santa Claus. The little elves threw the eggplant and danced merrily around Santa Claus who threw flowers and tip toed through the carpeted swimming pool while the bees were plotting their plan to take over North America.
However, it was a small duck quacking. "Quack quack quack!" said the pink duck. And "Miaow" said Clint Eastwood taking pictures of fuzzy grapes and overgrown thistle bushes. Terrible little men ran underneath a nearby cave of gems with sparkley socks!
The Transformers ran across the meadow screaming "Oh no! Why does the squirrel not like my big red furry seat cover?"
Then the Transformers ran over to McDonald's for fries and got huge McGriddles with lots of maggots. They did backflips while singing the song "Hello Dolly" in the style of a beat boxer.
A big red pair of heart-shaped barley grains appeared from a spaceship sending laser beams through the atmosphere causing a riot of angry rainbows beating up Tom Jones. So they stained his shirt with coffee and purple jellybeans.
"Oh my! What a mess they had created together! Please help out chipmunks." said Billybob Thornton to Angelina who had too swing from a funny little rope. A purple ape ate Angelina and Billybob screamed like a little girl and ran to White Castle for greasy hamburger and cheese sammiches. But he fired the drive-thru guy and stole all the quarters so he could drive to Mexico!
It was so dusty there that he sneezed his socks off and they landed on dimes and nickles. It was a carnival day so they went and ate cotton candy and rode the Thwirl-A-Whirl until they puked their candy. It was known to be hazardous to one's health. Colors all over their clothes and spots in their dog's padded paws.
Billybob sighed with a big grin when he realized he had accidentally set himself on to the scent of the crazy of the corndog.
"I need ketchup and lots of sauerkraut." stated Billybob. Puking on the red carpet isn't permitted but it will have to do if he plans to fly with a flying saucepan. Suddenly he gets you noticed by the paparazzi who think you're way too sparkley to be out in the sun.
Billybob asks them "What in the sparkley heavens happened to your crunchy can of beans that were expired? You didn't eat expired beans, no, instead you ate the even more frightening bucket of skin?" Paparazzi answer to no one!!
Billybob looked confused and asked the barber if he really thought that chipmunks laid eggs. The barber shouted "They really do! But don't forget to wash behind his big ears, if not he might get the worm in the tiny blue bag to eat you. Oh my goodness!" he exlaimed.
Then he bumped into a very big anteater who was knitting sweaters for his children. The sweaters not to happy were they when the feathers beat them and then wondered why they were all over the floor. After all, you can look and see for yourself that tiny blue fishies are singing a boring song about big and old men eating sardines who eat octopuses and dance with ridiculously oversized stripy purple people eaters with fried candy canes and money bags in their black top hats.
Flying monkeys attacked the poor little gerbil who was blowing his nose on a handkerchief with swirly hearts and blue stars.
The gerbil said, "Whoa! Watch the big piece of snail slime over the spinning orange! It's never good to hear that snail slime appears wherever there are tiny little bees, there must be honey and jelly all over the whole wide world of cuteness and white chocolate popcorn that pops while in your mouth as long as the weather is muggy and blue with many fluffy pink marshmallows around.
Then a bird with a green and polka dotted piece of bread started smoking orange clams. The bird opened his beak and out flew a shiny pebble covered in orange cheddar cheese with bits of peppers and many sparkley pink polka dots and twirling swirls.
Then one day pink poogles popped out of the garden full of yellow daffodils because they used to want to be firemen someday! Then ate fire balls to calm down from the amazing lightening storm next to the rainbow and finally a pot o' gold was discovered by Bob the Builder.
Finally, the sun set in the deep cold sea. The End!