4th Most Amazing Story
The fourth installment of the "Most Amazing Story" series at the Q*Bee!
One day, Lolita, a crazy mixed-up kind of kitten, sprawled out paws over her new sweet furry ears. She then shook her head so hard it fell off and rolled down the hill. What happened next turned out to be more strange than my foot!
What happened was a giant marshmallow ate Spongebob Squarepants with sauce and garlic flavored chapstick, a little salt, and two breadsticks. Out shot the mucus covered Spongebob onto Patrick's rock sharpening his tools for the carving of three blind mice statues that were bronze and polka dotted.
Then great big gobs of green goo poured out of green eggs and ham. It was so green that snot ran out down the street! The crossing guard was disgusted. He farted once, twice, and then exploded into slimy snot.
Down, down, baby, down by the old oak tree that was rotting sat a silly pink hippo named Skippy who loved to eat pink slimy snot that is black and brown poopy colored and loves to eat piggies by the sea.
Skippy took a seashell and scooped snail into his mouth which tasted like warm pasta and mushy green peas. The sea was so clear that it disappeared into green jello with a clicking sound that made the hair raise on the elephant's pimply nose.
The elephant decided to hop on top of the neighbor's house and the chimney, then fell onto Santa Claus eating loads of crunchy donuts. Then what Santa Clause did was burp out big hairballs made of cheese and pocky.
It was snowing outside and the hairballs were rather cold and very sticky which of course meant that it was sticking to everything. Santa watched as the two little reindeer snowglobes were swept up into a giant vacuum powered by a mouse mistaken as a big snail called Hillary. The mouse than ran towards the sea where it dove into a giant rainbow but soon discovered that it forgot to bring a shovel to use.
The kitten walked along the blue brick road, and felt a little strange because she had just ate a huge pizza which was not cheesy enough. She said, "Oh I need more cheese!" So she went outside and found a white bowl filled with green cheese that she did not want.
The poor kitten thought everything was the wrong cheese, but she still wanted to have the pizza crust stuffed with lots of blue cheese. So she went to the store and walked through to buy new clothes to wear because she was needing a red candy corndog.
So she took ketchup and blew it out all over a milk carton. So then she wanted to be a pink fairy so she bought a big set of pink wings and flew to the top of the highest part of the mountain which was covered with pearly purple chocolate biscuits.
She stole a biscuit, buttered it, and gave it to the mountain goat who ate it and felt sick. "What is this?" she screamed with a mouth full of badly fried purple chocolate biscuits that tasted like burned orange biscuits.
The lemons were so sour that they puckered her lips into a big round purple beach ball, which then started to go "Wubble-wubble!" So she rushed to the doctor who was wearing badly drawn moustaches all over his shirt.
It looked like spilled paint, so she looked into a hole in the desk and a big teapot full of honey became stuck to her head! It was such a sticky mess, that she never would be able to get it off of her picnic table!
Then suddenly, gumdrops sprouted on the top of an enormous pink polka dotted mushroom which tasted like a soft chicken nugget filled polka dotted mushroom. The gumdrops fell down rabbit holes and got wet.
Then an enormous hair bug decided to run and swiftly jumped onto the ladybug's belly and sat there until it became very nauseous with purple goo in a pink hat given by a pink flying bird with wings that sparkled in the blue Nile River.
The bird had such a colorful plumage that the feathers glowed like flourescent garage lights that have been amplified by a lamp covered in a ghastly green, gooey, sticky, fantastically strange new fur that was pink!
Then the bird did a flip and landed on a huge pile of purple eggs with poo on the yellow hat. It sounded like a buzzing bee came down the large red puppy with fried chicken, but it really sang like a meadow lark which cheerfully called to the duck in someone's hat.
The old man said: "Go away you silly little froggie! I'm trying to read my new issue of Cosmo! I love the pink polka dotted magazine about the shiny elephant ears that all the pirates want to steal from me! However, I try to keep ketchup fresh from the effects of the outside world which ruins my mood. Though my friends have never seen the germs which make me cry. However, I truly wish that we were finished with observing these strange little hand soaps."
Lastly, the cupcakes were all eaten by the big alligator and the singing koala. They walked together and frolicked in the wilderness. Then the big nice Santa shouted out loud: "Merry Christmas to everyone and a happy New Year!" That's the end!