Talk Show Hosts on Survivor
On one of her blog posts, Ashley mentioned how she would like to see a season of Survivor with tribes made up of TV show hosts! Well, I wholeheartedly agree and have an inkling of an idea as to what kind of show that would be...
New Survivor host: And now we will race along the beach for the immunity challenge! You must first run into the jungle and make a tribal robe out of palm fronds, then, along with the rest of your tribe you will help each other carry this 100lb bucket of water to that rock on the beach. Whoever pours the water on the rock wins!
Jeff Probst: We didn't have to make clothes out of palm fronds when I was host!
Oprah: I like that idea, where's my stylist?
Conan O'Brien: I'm too tall for palm frond clothes.
Phil Keoghan: Well I do like the idea of a race!
Ryan Seacrest: I miss Simon. *cries*
Jeff Corwin: Get a grip, Ryan...um, guys...did you just hear an elephant? *panics*
Ashton Kutcher: Screw this let's just prank the host and when he's not looking run away with the idol and take his helicopter back to a hotel!!
Rachael Ray: How about we make a nice salad instead.
Martha Stewart: I'm with Rachael.
Pat Sajak: You guys, I made a miniature wheel out of this coconut, let's spin it to decide what to do!
Bob Barker: Can I get that coconut for a dollar?
Alex Trebek: Forget Bob, Pat, I'll take it for $400.
Dr. Phil: Can't we all just get along??
Makes you think, eh? 
If you can come up with any more talk show hosts that might "survive", post them here with quote captions! 
DAVID LETTERMAN: “Tonight, on ‘Know Your Current Events’, a new category - “Know Your Talk Show Hosts on SURVIVOR”….”