1st Most Amazing Story

Over at the Q*Bee BBS, we started a fun forum game called the Three Word Story. The story begins with someone posting a three word snippet of a sentence, it can be anything really. Then each person who replies to the post afterwards has to add to the story using only three words as well. It can get as random as you like and turns out completely hilarious!

Here is our first most amazing story ever:

Today Bob decided he would go to the zoo to see the crazy zookeeper who took a bat and pranced happily through the flowers.

Suddenly a million flies came swarming out of his pants, so he decided to run and ran into the Panda House which was full of pancakes with lots of syrup and sprinkles! Then the sprinkles got magically changed into a giant purple giraffe with big snotty nostrils of honey!

So Bob wiped his sleeve and danced to the macarena with a polar bear who could only blink on sunny days. So when a big tornado came rushing by and laughed maniacally, everyone yelled out "The sheep are coming, hurry and prepare yourself for hte rainbow gellatin people!" "Better call Ashley!" said Bob to the crazy zookeeper, who then scurried away to find his furry hairbrush to brush away the giant shells that were on his painted toenails.

"Oh my! I want some cookies!" So Bob went to the farm to ask the cookie tree if the rope swing was strong enough to swing a big fuzzy gorilla and a small bucket to use for catching the river water to give to Pocahontas who was impatiently punching the moon all night. Please remember to smile when walking through showers of flowers while tipping your bee antennas at the gardener who thought Bob was a brat who didn't eat broccoli because he farts every six hours which causes his receding hair line to go splat!

So then Bob jumped through the alligator pit to play volleyball with a barbie doll. "Don't touch that," said Vanilla Ice. "Why don't you take a chill pill fo' real, yo yo yo! Check 'dis homey, I just found a fly mama frontin' her new grill and all! Yeah dog I busted some caps."

I wish Bob liked cheese as much as the President of the Moo Moo Club who was upset his milk was pink. He hated pink milk so much that he would ralley his army of ants with big orange feathered boas. Now they marched on the bouncy hair to go commit acts of vandalism with cocoa puffs and chocolate milk.

So then one foggy Christmas Eve Bob took a wreath of holly and strapped it on the back of a gerbil who promptly decided to make cupcakes while teeter tottering with a spatula and cheese grator. After making cupcakes, Bob thought he would go to the meat market. It smelled so much like skittles that everyone thought they needed umbrellas. But unfortunately it began to hail so poor Bob ate a waffle with syrup and slapped a monkey on the bum just so he could get a facelift. However, hedidn't think there would be a cigar hiding under the tow truck so he gently bit a candycane with red stripes and ran away shouting, "Twistie ties and banana muffins!!" He fell down and caught a bug in his giant afro so he stopped using strawberry flavoured toothpaste.

"Oh noes, my toe jam will crust over the top of the cherry pumpkin pie!" exclaimed little Bob as he poked the goat who was calmly observing how increasingly angry the elephant was purple and hairy and very cuddly. "Don't step on my precious tail!" the elephant said, with a tear, because he had no more cookies inside his old moldy run down cabin in the Mediterreanian Sea.

Now when Bob saw the deaf dolphin, he screamed out: "Wake up you silly skittles head, it will pop goes the weasle on a Friday!" And then Bob had a car on a cliff dancing on the edge of an underwater pool. Bob had navy blue shorts on but he forgot sunscreen but fortunately it rained gumdrops and caused Bob to turn bright red.

"Poor Bob," said the dizzy spider, "He can't swim and he just waddles around smirking like a ducky eating poptarts. So incredibly unfortunate!" But that didn't stop it from going to butter toast in the dairy while singing "Oh BcBee had a wiggly little toe that looked like a garden hoe!"

So then he fell asleep on a pink futon that looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger's jawline! "Oh my god, that's the wierdest jawline I've ever seen in my entire Californian Government that I don't even believe it could wear a toupee and be bald for life!"

"I give up," said Bob as he ran towards Tom Hanks and waggled his eyebrows while wolf whistling at a chicken. "Go out with the chick on a lazy Sunday morning!" But the sun was not a pretty color, nor tasteful either, when tiny men shovel green cheese on the back of purple cows with glittering wings. The glitter was so sparkly that it colored him like a rainbow in a parade for Lucille Ball singing "I Love to Make Muffins" while eating hamburgers in the rain!

So then Bob finally found a bottle rocket and stuck it into the sand to roast nuts and make salads with Santa Claus and the reindeer. "Oh little elves, you give me tongue tieing fun with clouds floating up above them while we celebrate the magnificent end of the world with a raindrop sliding down my unbelieveably tall hair.

In the end, he just couldn't believe how much money he had. So he took out a loan and bought cupcakes.

The Bestest End!