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So I've been working diligently on this monster of a web project for work. I figured out how to change something up for the client and my boss sends me this email: Thanks! Special chocolate dessert for you on Sat! We're doing sea food and fish. No allergies? Or problem for you? (We're having a work luncheon.) [...]

Mel: i don't like sprint much either lately Ray: yea, they are sucking Mel: lets protest Mel: you make signs Mel: and i'll bring food Mel: and we'll march Mel: outside sprint stores Ray: lol, sounds like a plan! Mel: and maybe if they get annoyed enough they'll throw cooler phones at us Ray: you should be making the signs though Mel: and we can [...]

Who writes term papers?!? Not me! Me: 11 minutes! GAH! Me: i'm going insane Ray: LOL Me: who needs drugs when you can feel this rush Ray: that's what im talkin bout!!! Me: yeah there's a tshirt....'ebay is my drug of choice' on the front...and on the back 'literally'

Chris: and i'm sure you'll have a wonderful time in the exotic, wild northern state Me: oh yes Me: i'll probably get a sunburn and come back with a sombrero Chris: rather be in cancun? Me: cancun isn't all that Me: its like any other place with a beach Chris: but drunks are funny Me: oh you can find drunks anywhere Me: you [...]

I'm going to start posting snippets of amusing conversations I have with people online...hehe. Feel free to comment! Me: maybe i should start insulting random politicians to rope in some visitors for kicks Tony: LOL I know people that do that! Me: or claim that i'm buddha reincarnated, follow me all my minions to the afterlife Tony: [...]